We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
cat food counts as protein by the way
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that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
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my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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