Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
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Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
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I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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