i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Randomize
