You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Randomize
