Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
The air taste purple.
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