can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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