why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
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and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
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You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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