The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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