The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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