I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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