you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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