New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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