im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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