btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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