Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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