yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
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she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
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I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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