Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
