I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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