I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
