Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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