Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
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I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
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This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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