so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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