Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
