Small penises have feelings too.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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