Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
These 23 Kids Have The Most Overbearing Parents Imaginable
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
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I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.