i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
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He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please