Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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