I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
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Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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