i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
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spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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