He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
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