Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
There's always time for handjobs
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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