I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I wish you could order shots online.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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