i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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