right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
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It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
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You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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