there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
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We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
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Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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