i just had sex bonerless
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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