I love black thongs
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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