There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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