They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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