I can tuck mytits in my pants
one two three fourrrrnication!
kristin has been a bad kristin
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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