K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
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Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
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I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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