Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
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She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
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I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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