home. puking in laundry basket.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
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I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
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I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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