Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
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you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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