Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
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Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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