im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
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Operation Purity has been aborted
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
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Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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