lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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