: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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