how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
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Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
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My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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