I seem to have left my pride at pride
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
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This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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