am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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