Don't you send me to vm
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Randomize
