No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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