I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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