honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
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AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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