But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Welp...herpes.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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