The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
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I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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