I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
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um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
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Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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