im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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