Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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