This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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